Perhaps it’s the heat?

Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I did not move back to Georgia weather like this!  It’s hot.  It’s humid.  It’s Texas hot and Florida humid – a real bad combo.  I just keep telling myself that, unlike Texas, the heat will break and, unlike Florida, the humidity will subside. 

While driving around Athens today, we saw an interesting and, quite frankly, ludicrous bumper sticker.  Athens is a college town so crazy head-scratching bumper stickers are the norm.  But this one was so ludicrous, I thought perhaps we were hallucinating.  Sadly, we weren’t.  It said “Carter/Mondale.” Yeah, because 21.5% prime interest rates were just wanted the American people wanted.  Long lines for gas were fun social outings.  And because the Iran hostage crisis was a real treat for everyone.  What the fuck?  Of course, the lady was driving was uglier than a monkey’s butt Amy Carter.  I swear she had a moustache.  The really scary thing was that she had spawn in the backseat.  Heaven help us.