According to my stats, I’ve gotten several hits today from people looking up “pee” and “peeing” and “peed”.
What the fuck, people, what the fuck? If you are someone who found yesterday’s post by one of the above key words, PLEASE PLEASE let me know why the hell you are looking up things involving pee. I would love to know. Really, I would. Do you drink it? Like to bathe in it? Like to involve it in sex? Or do you just like the color of it? I am so curious.
I guess it could be worse. At least pee is sterile.